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Counterfeit Duckie

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When Gaby lost her paper duckie, after an hour or two of crying and fruitless searching, I took a desperate step - I tried drawing a counterfeit duckie based on my recollection of the original picture. I excitedly told Gaby I found Duckie and handed her the counterfeit. She looked at it in silence for a moment then burst back into tears, not fooled for an instant. Toddlers are smarter than you think (or maybe I'm just a poor drawer of ducks). The winning punchline was submitted by mammakins. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #441 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-10-11.

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Top 10 punchlines

now this is just condecending...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 4 Oct 12:00 AM
That's not DUCKIE, that's SWANNIE!!!!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 4 Oct 12:00 AM
Great, now they're lying to me. Next they'll start lying to each other, then the arguments followed by the divorce.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 4 Oct 12:00 AM
This would be more convincing if there was candy attached to it.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 4 Oct 12:00 AM
Both this, and you, are loons.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 4 Oct 12:00 AM
Yeah. Right. This is "Duckie", and you're an "artist".
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 4 Oct 12:00 AM
Imposter!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 4 Oct 12:00 AM
You've got ten seconds to cover your ears... 9... 8... 4...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 4 Oct 12:00 AM
You mock my grief!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 4 Oct 12:00 AM
That's nothing compared to what you're about to find...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 4 Oct 12:00 AM
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