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Finally found duckie

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In the real life story of duckie, after fruitless hours of scouring the house, I eventually went back to Gaby's school, photocopied the original sheet where she cut out the bird and brought it home for her. Excitedly, I cut it out and dramatically presented it to her. By this time, she was over duckie and barely showed any interest at all. Ah, the fickle whimsies of a toddler! The winning punchline was submitted by Dr. Joe. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #444 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-11-01.

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Top 10 punchlines

Duckie didn't want to play with Gaby; Gaby doesn't want to play with duckie.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 20 Oct 12:00 AM
Sheesh - he's so excited about a silly duckie!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 20 Oct 12:00 AM
I'm not falling for that old trick again . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 20 Oct 12:00 AM
Unlike you, I've moved on with my life.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 20 Oct 12:00 AM
Parents - always living in the past
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 20 Oct 12:00 AM
I'm not going to fall for that a second time.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 20 Oct 12:00 AM
Three hours? That's twelve times my average attention span.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 20 Oct 12:00 AM
Time to get Mr. Bunny out of the tub, then.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 21 Oct 12:00 AM
Big deal! Grandma brought me a yellow one that floats in the bathtub!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 21 Oct 12:00 AM
The mystery is gone - now it's just a piece of paper
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 21 Oct 12:00 AM
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