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This week we look at baby talk from the perspective of a toddler. You can check out the original version of this cartoon. The winning punchline was submitted by Ilta. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. Keywords were entered by The Penguin Weekly. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #389 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-09-17.

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Top 10 punchlines

Eric
Last week I was his flubbly wubbly dooby wooby.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Fri 10 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
Come down to my level and say that!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Fri 10 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sev Wolf
I don't know which urts most: my cheek or my pride.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 12 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
kes the sweet lil ocampa
He's forgotten my name...AGAIN!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 13 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Oh please! I am 3 now!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 14 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
If I want to hear the Teletubbies, I'll watch TV!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 10 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
So, what's in it for me?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 10 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
I've bit grownups for less.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Fri 10 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
Talk about adding injury to insult!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Fri 10 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
caeruleus
Its so difficult to teach a parent to talk
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 11 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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