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Here's one of the earliest Terrible Twos from 2 May 2003 looking at a child's delight at having their artwork exhibited. The winning punchline was submitted by kes the sweet lil ocampa. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. Keywords were entered by The Penguin Weekly. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #388 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-09-10.

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Top 10 punchlines

Angela Ehrlich
Daddy lose the bet. He owes me seven horsie rides.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 9 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
crymeariver
Just wait ītil Daddy sees his colour copierīs set to 100...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 3 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
Signed copies will be available as soon as I learn how to sign.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 3 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
Little does Mommy know she just attached a magic cracking device to her fridge, thus giving Gabby unlimited access...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 8 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
NeonLizard
She even put it right side up!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 9 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Bill Harris
Today the fridge. Tomorrow, the Louvre!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 9 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. Joe
Like father, like daughter?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 3 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. Joe
Bidding on E-Bay begins -- NOW.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 3 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. Joe
Top that, Daddy.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 3 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
P-feif
I made good use of mommys make-up.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 3 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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