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Gaby has a disarming habit of becoming deeply emotionally attached to the most inanimate of objects - from toys to paper cut-outs to bits of rubbish she finds in a playground. The winning punchline was submitted by smurftums. There were 8 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #433 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-08-16.

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Top 10 punchlines

Let's go play with our friend Hobbes
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 9 Aug 12:00 AM*
She wouldn't even feel for a pulse!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 9 Aug 12:00 AM*
Yeah, and so's the money in your purse...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 9 Aug 12:00 AM*
Just wait till I'm old enough for therapy.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 9 Aug 12:00 AM*
Don't listen to her, ducky, she's just jealous.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 9 Aug 12:00 AM*
No imagination what. so. ever.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 9 Aug 12:00 AM*
I'll take my duckie to where it'll be more appreciated!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 9 Aug 12:00 AM*
Talk about under-appreciated . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 9 Aug 12:00 AM*
As if flesh and blood is more important?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 9 Aug 12:00 AM*
When duckie lays golden eggs, we'll see who has the last laughs . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 9 Aug 12:00 AM*
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