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This week's cartoon is inspired by our every video night with Wendy's brother - they seem to have seen every movie in the video store whenever we go to choose a film. The winning punchline was submitted by Angela Ehrlich. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #417 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-04-05.

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Gregory Griffiths
Somehow "Greatest moments in snail racing" just doesn't sound appealing...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 29 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
You really want to see "Gigli"?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 29 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Captain Treklin
That's the one we're returning, idiot!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 29 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
I refuse to call "The National Geographic Millennium Special" a movie!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 29 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
"The Princess Bride"? Do you want me to quote the entire script?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 29 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
DVS
Oh please, everone wishes they can say they HAVEN'T seen the Horse Whisperer.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 29 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
"Jane Fonda's Complete Workout" is not a movie!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 29 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
Hey, that's my old copy!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 29 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
Their "divine secrets" were anything but!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 29 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
I was forced to watch it as part of sensitivity training!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 29 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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