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Decisive Herman

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This week's cartoon is the idea that inspired the whole Video Rental storyline. It's been my observation that in a relationship, women like a man to be strong and decisive... as long as their decisions are in line with what the woman wants. I liken it to the tension between free will and predestination - we freely choose but it's what they want in the end anyway. The winning punchline was submitted by mikey. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #419 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-04-19.

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Top 10 punchlines

Yorgi
The good news is, your next pick can only be an improvement...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 12 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
EofS
Why don't I make your decision
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 12 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
RealmMan
The correct answer is, "whatever you want, dear."
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 13 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
You shouldn't have asked me if you really wanted it.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 12 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
How about a nice chick flick with Julia Roberts instead?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 12 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
Do you really want to sleep alone tonight?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 12 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
Oh! Lance and Wayne will love this! So obviously - no way...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 12 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yorgi
How about I just run sandpaper across my eyeballs...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 12 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yorgi
Well, at least you didn't pick an X-Rated film
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 12 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
Well, if you really loved me, you would get another.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 12 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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