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This cartoon is an interesting one - the first 3 speech bubbles are the three winning punchlines for the first contest (all the punchlines starting with 1:), coming up with the cheesiest chick flick lines sevilia could come up with. The final response from Lance (all punchlines starting with 2:) was the second contest. The winning punchline was submitted by Captain Treklin. There were 32 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #429 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-06-15.

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1: You're so hot, you must be responsible for global warming.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 10 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: "If you were the only girl in the world, and I were the only boy, there would soon be lots of other little girls and boys!"
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 10 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: This is worse than Vogon poetry!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 21 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: No violence, nudity, or excessive drinking. You call this a movie?!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 29 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: A proper trekkie would know the "odd-numbers bad" rule!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 30 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: i'm off to build a time machine to stop this programme from getting made.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 30 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: You are my oxigen, without you I'd die. Please don't leave me!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 13 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: My love for you is sweet and delicious like a big candycone!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 2 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: You had me at "I love you"
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 2 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: If I loved you any more, I'd explode.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 2 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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