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I've spent the last month or two bagging chick flicks in The Pits so it's time for the romantics to have their revenge as they come up with the title of Lance's action film. The winning punchline was submitted by Molokov. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #430 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-07-20.

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Top 10 punchlines

"Female Samurais from Venus". This seems really ridiculous.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 19 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Revenge of the Teenage Bikini Girls from Mars
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
"Rambo vs. Terminator"?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
"How to end female nagging in 3 easy steps"?!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
"Car Explosions and Babes 'n bikinis" ?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
"The BOOB from outer space."
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
'Tomb Raider' - acceptable, 'Resident Evil' - okaaaay... but 'Pac-Man the Movie'?! Come ooon, guys...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lord of the Rings IV - Sam's Revenge 'This time it's personal!'
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Star Wars III 1/2 - the Prequel Sequel... oh purlease
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Humpty Dumpty and the Wall of Doom.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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