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Lance's legacy

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There's been concerns expressed that The Pits might be turning into the comic strip equivalent of a chick flick, what with Madeline and the baby and all. Rest assured that was never gonna happen - in fact, the story seems to have been flowing naturally towards Lance's reaction to Herman's life-changing event. The winning punchline was submitted by John Fassbender. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #474 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-05-31.

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Can this wait until the next commercial break?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 23 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You need a life before you can have a mid-life crisis!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 25 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
you did a bang up job decorating with the Rorschach theme
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You're soaking in it!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 23 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You don't need a wife or a baby - you've got me.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 23 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Someday they'll move and this house will be yours.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 23 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'll be your legacy.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 23 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Maybe the two of us could adopt a puppy.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 23 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
To annoy me, and make things generally irritable.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 23 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You're the only one of us with a chin.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 23 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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