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Lance decides he needs to achieve fame and immortality. The only problem is it all too often requires talent, ability and hard work. Surely there must be an easy way. The winning punchline was submitted by allan. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #476 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-06-13.
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A spectacular death is good for a headline. Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
Submitted Tue 6 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
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You could live forever, or die trying. Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
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Do any deities owe you a favor? Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
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You could name a sandwich after yourself. Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 3 |
Submitted Wed 7 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
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There's already a permanent impression of your body in the sofa. Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
Submitted Thu 8 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Reality TV shows are great for instant celebrity. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 4 |
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Try being born rich. It worked for Paris Hilton. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 5 |
Submitted Tue 6 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
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Have you tried politics? Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 5 |
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How about becoming a bad example. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 5 |
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Just stay healthy, I'm pretty sure there's a Guiness record for oldest living failure. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 5 |
Submitted Tue 6 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
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