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Lance decides he needs to achieve fame and immortality. The only problem is it all too often requires talent, ability and hard work. Surely there must be an easy way. The winning punchline was submitted by allan. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #476 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-06-13.

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A spectacular death is good for a headline.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 6 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You could live forever, or die trying.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 6 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do any deities owe you a favor?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 7 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You could name a sandwich after yourself.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 7 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There's already a permanent impression of your body in the sofa.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 8 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Reality TV shows are great for instant celebrity.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 6 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Try being born rich. It worked for Paris Hilton.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 6 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Have you tried politics?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 6 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How about becoming a bad example.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 6 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just stay healthy, I'm pretty sure there's a Guiness record for oldest living failure.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 6 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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