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Famous stupidity

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Following on from the last Pits cartoon where Lance wondered how to achieve fame (nearly 2 months ago - sorry bout that), Lance embarks on a scheme to win a Darwin Award by faking his own death. You might be wondering about the merits of being famous for being incredibly stupid but hopefully Lance will enlighten us. The winning punchline was submitted by John Fassbender. There were 20 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #482 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-08-10.

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It plays into my strengths.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 26 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No, for my creative use of stupidity.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hey, Darwin made the rules, not me!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 2 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Admired, actually.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 9 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Um... Real or fake?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hello? Who Cares? I'll be dead by then!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I prefer stupidity over geekness.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 26 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hey, just look at Paris Hilton
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 26 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hey, it's better than not be known at all!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 26 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Everyone will think I'm dead anyway!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 26 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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