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Death with X-factor

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Lance and the gang brainstorm how he can fake his own death in such a spectacular fashion, it wins a Darwin Award for the most stupid death of the year. The winning punchline was submitted by RealmMan. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #484 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-08-22.

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you could perform your own liposuction with a hoover.
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