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Mental defect

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I did a bit of research for this week's comic strip. Well, by research I mean spent a few minutes surfing www.darwinawards.com. Nevertheless, best to be prepared when planning a fake death. Incidentally, seeing as the Pits storyline has moved well away from the pregancy storyline (for now), I've moved the current story into it's own category Darwin Award. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-09-13.

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A blank mind has no defects.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
W: I don't have mental defects, just undocumented features.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wayne: It's like lying on a resume!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 6 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wayne: He'll have to fake that, too.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 6 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wayne: He can fake that too
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 6 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I told you to read the fine print.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 6 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wayne: It's not defective, just unused.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 6 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's never stopped me before!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's the one we keep getting stuck on.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, he got his mental defects for free. Close enough, I'd say.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 7 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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