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Faking one's death to win a Darwin Award is not as easy as it looks as Lance ticks off all the different requirements and qualifications required. The winning punchline was submitted by Dr. Joe. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #488 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-10-04.

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Beats me. I'm just here for the free food.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 3 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Volunteering for a David Copperfield trick?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Us dividing up your things.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Are you sure it has to be fake?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Does it have to be 'fake'?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
With a unique, sensational, very very stupid idea.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Looking for a new roommate?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do you know any aliens who are willing to teleport you out of a garbage crusher?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nowhere. They haven't invented phasers and teleporters yet.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Does anyone know where we can get a Schrodinger box?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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