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Dummy Lance

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To be honest, I still haven't figured out how Lance is going to fake his own death and win a Darwin Award. However, I do know he will be using a dummy copy of himself in the attempt (let's hope I'm not writing myself into a corner here). The winning punchline was submitted by Dr. Joe. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #491 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-10-26.

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Have you considered the possibility that we'd prefer him over you?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 18 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Not sure we can ensure we use him instead of you.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 18 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
"Dummy Lance" - isn't that repetitive?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 18 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Until this is over - you'll both have to wear nametags
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 18 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Was this idea yours or his?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 20 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Scarily, I can't tell you apart!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 18 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Um, which one of you is the dummy?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 18 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
As seen on "The Simpsons"
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 18 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What about the autopsy?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 18 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We've met!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 18 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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