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This week has Lance embarking (finally) on his fake death plan... at the zoo. The winning punchline was submitted by Slater. There were 19 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-11-16.

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Top 10 punchlines

Shhh! , Dummy Lance thinks we are just on a field trip.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Consider yourself not told . . .
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 14 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I plan on putting those "When Animals Attack!" people to shame!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Can you think of anything more idiotic?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Brilliant, isn't it?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It would take too long if we went out in the wild.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I have free passes!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Of course not. I just didn't want Dummy Lance to die without seeing this place first.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Of course not... we're just here to pick up a lion.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
See ya later, alligator!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 8 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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