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Lance finally reveals his disturbing plan to fake his death in the most stupid manner possible. The winning punchline was submitted by Slater. There were 19 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-12-26.

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You might fake your death, but never your stupidity.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 24 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well...you know what Forrest Gump's mom would say.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 20 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Like forgetting the camcorder.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 20 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 20 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So, the dummy is just there to observe?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let's get a second opinion. Dummy Lance, what do you think?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 24 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Which one of you said that?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 24 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don't forget your box of chocolates.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 24 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I've got a better idea, Dummy Lance and I will wait here while you do your plan.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 24 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do you mean brilliantly stupid or your normal stupid?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 24 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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