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Lance goes past the point of no return as he enters the crocodile pen on his quest to fake the most stupid death ever. The winning punchline was submitted by Powers. There were 18 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #498 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-01-08.

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Quick, pass me Dummy Lance.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 8 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Note to self: Throw the dummy in first.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 8 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No... Pretty Stupid, huh?
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 8 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes, but with an un-broken ankle!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yep, same way I got in!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes, and it's not working!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And if I don't?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sure, Wayne brought a ladder, right Wayne? ....... Wayne?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just keep filming!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 8 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why? What could possibly go wrong?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 8 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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