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Lance's plan to fake his own death in a crocodile pen starts to go pear shaped this week. There were 18 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2007-01-23.

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When were we supposed to throw the dummy down?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Can you get a Darwin Award for botching a fake death?
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don't give me that blank look, you know what you've done!
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think we sent the wrong dummy!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 21 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think your share of the rent just went up . . .
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 21 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You think that's weird... this one just grinned!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 16 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, this certainly qualifies for a Darwin Award.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wow, he really does deserve a Darwin Award!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Looks like Lance has screwed up the fake part of "fake death".
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think he's screaming at him to get down there!
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 20 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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