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Lance speaks his final words this week. Make 'em good ones! The winning punchline was submitted by Nazgul. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #502 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-02-06.

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I think I have the keys to the car.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 5 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I leave all my stuff to Dummy Lance!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 2 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Call my hairdresser to cancel my appointment.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 5 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ok, pause the tape and throw the dummy in.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 2 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You mean finally I get to have the last word?
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 2 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Throw the dummy in now.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 30 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
With my last breath, I curse Herman!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 30 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Smile, you're on Candid Camera.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 31 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
One of the crocodiles sounds like he's ticking.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 3 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
My last rent check bounced . . .
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 31 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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