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Death of Lance

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Today, Lance dies. I've copped a lot of criticism and threats of boycott with claims that The Pits is ruined without Lance. But I must point out that this is a path laid out by sevilians. Sevilians voted for the original Darwin Award punchline. Ditto for the idea of accidentally dying while faking his death. So deep down, you wanted Lance dead! Search your heart, you know this to be true :-) Seriously though, early in this storyline, I was making it up from week to week following the direction of the winning entries. But once the accidental death punchline won, I suddenly knew exactly where I was going with The Pits. So keep the faith, stay the course and see where I'm going with this... The winning punchline was submitted by spjung. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-02-27.

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Do I chuck th dummy in now?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 21 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
To bad you didn't feel that emotional when he as begging for help.
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 20 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
At least it was very educational for the kids over there by the hedge.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 21 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Call the ambulance, we have an organ donor.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 21 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's almost like someone voted him out of existence...
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 20 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
May he rest in pieces.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 20 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yeah, a real tragedy to be outsmarted by your own dummy.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 20 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
But at least he won the Darwin Award fair and square.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 20 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This is where one of us wakes up, right?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 21 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He tried for a Darwin Award and now you're trying for an Oscar?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 22 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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