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Lance's funeral

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Herman gives a moving eulogy at Lance's funeral, followed by Wayne's perhaps not quite so inspiring summation. The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. There were 18 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #506 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-03-21.

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After all that happened, I thought it would be a smaller grave..
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 15 Mar 04:13 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm sorry I'm late, what did I miss?
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 15 Mar 07:33 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And his death has improved the gene pool for us all.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 14 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ya, he pushed boundaries...and now he's pushing up daisies!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 15 Mar 02:27 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I am now taking orders for Lance's Darwin Award winning video available on DVD.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 19 Mar 08:25 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
OK, I'm here. Where's that twenty you promised me if I showed up?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 19 Mar 01:30 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How many boxes are down there?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 20 Mar 11:39 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And we now know that Darwin Award prize money is less than the cost of a funeral.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 15 Mar 06:12 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I guess if he could try and fake death, we can try and fake how we feel about him.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 15 Mar 07:49 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do you think he just rolled over in his grave?
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 15 Mar 07:50 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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