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Wayne's grief

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This week looks at how an emotional cripple like Wayne deals with the tragedy of losing his best friend. The winning punchline was submitted by JMShearer. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-04-04.

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Top 10 punchlines

The only one he'll talk to is Dummy Lance.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 31 Mar 01:31 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He keeps complaining about the house needing cleaning.
Rating: 3.88 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 29 Mar 11:33 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The TV is not even turned on...
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 28 Mar 03:52 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's lost the will to create new mess.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 31 Mar 12:56 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's lost the will to channel surf.
Rating: 3.58 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 28 Mar 04:50 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This place is cleaner than it's ever been before.
Rating: 3.54 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Wed 28 Mar 01:15 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Usually, the television is turned ON when he sits in front of it like that.
Rating: 3.46 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Wed 28 Mar 11:55 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He no longer growls when I go near the remote.
Rating: 3.36 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Wed 28 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He keeps rewatching the Lance's videotape even knowing the lenscap was never removed.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 29 Mar 10:33 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's been watching the microwave for hours now.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 29 Mar 01:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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