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What Wayne thinks

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Madeline goes where no woman has dared to go before... into Wayne's head! The winning punchline was submitted by OsamaBombadil. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-04-17.

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Top 10 punchlines

My mind is like a steel trap. Nothing gets in or out.
Rating: 4.33 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 17 Apr 07:36 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Your voice-- in one ear and out the other!
Rating: 4.16 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 16 Apr 03:57 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nothing. It's on "pause" right now.
Rating: 3.85 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 12 Apr 03:14 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If you find out, let me know.
Rating: 3.69 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Tue 10 Apr 08:37 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Herman hid my remote, do you know where it is?
Rating: 3.58 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 11 Apr 03:59 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This is the first time you talked to me without yelling.
Rating: 3.58 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 11 Apr 04:40 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm not sure, it all passes through before I have time to think about it.
Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 11 Apr 10:44 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Are you going to charge me for this session?
Rating: 3.54 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Wed 11 Apr 03:45 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Is this how you broke Herman too?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 12 Apr 09:26 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why don't we have Dummy Lance join us and we can have a group session.
Rating: 3.46 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Wed 11 Apr 03:24 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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