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The hits keep coming for Wayne - shortly after Lance's death, he receives more bad news. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-05-01.

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Top 10 punchlines

There's a death stupider than accidentally dying while faking your death?
Rating: 3.92 | No of Ratings: 26 | Submitted Tue 24 Apr 10:39 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just when you think he's hit bottom, he starts digging.
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 28 Apr 12:50 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I haven't seen him this motivated since the pizza delivery guy brought the wrong order.
Rating: 3.58 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 25 Apr 01:10 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wayne! It's a dead subject, let it go.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 21 | Submitted Wed 25 Apr 03:12 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nothing boost his morale like rejection.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Wed 25 Apr 06:35 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think he's found a reason for living!
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Wed 25 Apr 12:58 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think he's back..
Rating: 3.47 | No of Ratings: 19 | Submitted Wed 25 Apr 12:13 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And an activist is born.
Rating: 3.47 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Wed 25 Apr 03:49 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If his head explodes we'll have another shot at the award.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 27 Apr 11:57 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Looks like he was just in standby mode.
Rating: 3.30 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 26 Apr 02:47 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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