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This week has Wayne's moral indignation at the Darwin Award rejection gaining momentum. The winning punchline was submitted by OsamaBombadil. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-05-15.

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Top 10 punchlines

And their slogan will be: Dummy Lance for President!"
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 13 May 06:37 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And you though Lance had a stupid idea . . .
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Tue 8 May 01:05 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I guess stupidity is its own reward.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Tue 8 May 12:02 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think this is about to become a whole lot sillier...
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 9 May 08:15 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dummy Lance, meet dummy Wayne.
Rating: 3.42 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 9 May 04:40 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think we have just been recruited.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 9 May 08:14 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's just great: his stupidity is about to metastasize.
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 13 May 01:06 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I guess you can't kill stupidity!
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 14 May 06:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You tackle him, I'll tap him with the cricket bat.
Rating: 3.36 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 9 May 07:49 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And the "Slobs for Stupidity" movement is born.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Tue 8 May 12:12 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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