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This week has Wayne embarking on a determined campaign to win Lance his Darwin Award. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-05-31.

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Top 10 punchlines

Repeat Stage 1 until they surrender!
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 30 May 03:55 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Find a way past their spam filter.
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Fri 25 May 03:01 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Learning to send email.
Rating: 3.53 | No of Ratings: 19 | Submitted Thu 24 May 08:13 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A reinactment of the event. I'm thinking you can play the part of Lance.
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Thu 24 May 08:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Making them believe it.
Rating: 3.35 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Thu 24 May 07:36 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A civil action suit. I'll need you to contact the families of everyone who died of stupidity and didn't win an award.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Thu 24 May 08:13 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It'll be your turn to think of something.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 30 May 12:04 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm not sure, but we might have to use Dummy Lance again.
Rating: 3.31 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Fri 25 May 06:35 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Learning how to get around SPAM filters.
Rating: 3.21 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Thu 24 May 08:25 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Whatever it is, we're not going to do it at the Zoo this time.
Rating: 3.21 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Fri 25 May 09:58 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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