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Darwin reversal

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This week completes the Darwin Award saga (to be refered to in the future as Darwingate or the "jump the crocodile" story) as Wayne receives a surprise letter from the Darwin Awards people. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-06-14.

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If it's that easy to win, I'll participate myself next year.
Rating: 3.61 | No of Ratings: 23 | Submitted Wed 6 Jun 04:58 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Now we have written proof he was an idiot.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Wed 6 Jun 04:55 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You mean they are dumber then Lance?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 11 Jun 08:57 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Can't talk now, still working on phase 2.
Rating: 3.47 | No of Ratings: 19 | Submitted Wed 6 Jun 08:23 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Good. No one should be able to deny Lance's stupidity and get away with it.
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Thu 7 Jun 04:50 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This is me doing my victory dance.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 12 Jun 05:25 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
...so to speak.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 8 Jun 04:35 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Phase one complete.
Rating: 3.36 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 7 Jun 03:00 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How much money do we get?
Rating: 3.35 | No of Ratings: 20 | Submitted Wed 6 Jun 04:57 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm as excited as he is.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 9 Jun 01:10 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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