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This week has Lance explain how global warming is all just a mere hoax. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2009-03-19.

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Top 10 punchlines

I don't trust scientists... except the bloke I paid to declare me dead!
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 5 Mar 11:55 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nah, the guy who invented the internet wouldn't lie.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 6 Mar 04:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
"Conspiracy" is such a big word. That's why we're using "hoax."
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 6 Mar 08:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You're just mad *we* figured it out before you!
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 6 Mar 08:10 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why not? They did it for the Moon landings.
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 6 Mar 02:16 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It worked for the ice-age!
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 6 Mar 12:17 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well I wasn't sure, until you admitted it
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 6 Mar 01:17 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They're you go, exhaling carbon again!
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 6 Mar 04:05 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No, air-conditioner salesmen!
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 6 Mar 12:15 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Who else would be smart enough to do it.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 6 Mar 10:46 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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