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Gym exercise

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I recently bought Wendy some gym membership for a birthday present. Before you start sending emails, no, I didn't get it cause I thought she needed to lose weight (she's a babe) but because she had been thinking about doing it for a while. So I was pretty pleased with myself for a clever present idea - until she persuaded me to start coming to the gym with her! (but hey, I got some cool cartoon ideas out of the experience) The winning punchline was submitted by Hiergargo. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #436 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-09-08.

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Does vigorous mouse clicking count?
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Well I ran through three levels this morning and killed a bear,does that count.
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Only when it comes to math.
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Does speed typing count?
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Well, my heart rate went way up just now.
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Does running away count?
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It depends. Am I going to have to wear Spandex?
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I thought you loved me for my mind, not my body!
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I surf... the world wide web.
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My online RP charachter can bench press 500 pounds.
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