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Working the exercise treadmill is somewhat like programming a VCR. It's easy enough to get the thing started but when you want to do something fancy like pre-program varying speeds and inclinations, well, it's hard enough just keeping my breath on the thing! The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #440 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-10-04.

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Top 10 punchlines

Where's the Esc key?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 30 Sep 12:00 AM*
I can't hold her...she's breaking up...we'er goin' down!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 27 Sep 12:00 AM*
It's moving!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 27 Sep 12:00 AM*
To where?!?!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 27 Sep 12:00 AM*
I'm not ready for such a long term commitment.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 27 Sep 12:00 AM*
I was with you until that last step.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 27 Sep 12:00 AM*
Where's the technical manual?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 27 Sep 12:00 AM*
Okay, I promise not to leave the seat up, please stop it!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 27 Sep 12:00 AM*
Gee, I didn't know running for your life is this fun.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 27 Sep 12:00 AM*
Don't you mean 30 seconds?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 27 Sep 12:00 AM*
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