Mastered treadmill

While pacing the treadmill, I suggested to Wendy it would be a lot easier in rollerblades. For some illogical reason, she nixed this great idea. On a personal note, I have managed to make exercise a little more interesting. Before each workout, I surf the web and print out a bunch of articles I otherwise don't have time to look at - then read them while on the machines. I've even managed to turn gym work into a nerd activity! :-) The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #442 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-10-20.

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Top 10 punchlines

DoggySpew		Yes, and I'm not even breaking a sweat. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 11 Oct 12:00 AM*
Nazgul		Work smarter, not harder! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 11 Oct 12:00 AM*
DoggySpew		According to this, I'm doing 50 kph ! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 11 Oct 12:00 AM*
glorendil		It turned out to be a lot easier than I thought... Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 11 Oct 12:00 AM*
stufz_u		Rollar skates on the feet and super glue on the hands works everytime!!! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 11 Oct 12:00 AM*
The Great Wizzard		Everything is easy when you think it through Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 11 Oct 12:00 AM*
The Great Wizzard		Actually, a punchline here is completely unecessary because it's a VISUAL joke! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 11 Oct 12:00 AM*
Corsair		Now if they'd just install these hold bars at the rink. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 11 Oct 12:00 AM*
dettus		yes, all i needed was the right kind of upgrades. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 11 Oct 12:00 AM*
ScottE Bemeup		Never underestimate an engineer. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 11 Oct 12:00 AM*