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Aerobics class

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As he gets used to the whole exercise thing, Herman starts to take an interest in the various activities on offer in the gym... too much interest for Madeline's liking! The winning punchline was submitted by Dr. Joe. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #449 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-12-02.

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That "till death do us part" thing is closer than you think.
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Keep it up and the bike won't be the only thing that's stationary.
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I don't know what you're thinking, but stop it!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You'd better be imagining me in that position...
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Do you enjoy sleeping on the sofa?
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I brought you into this gym, I can take you out!
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Eyes off the glass or I off the glasses!
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Back to the computer with you!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm not falling for the "scientific interest" excuse again.
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We're moving to the machines in front of the men's aerobics class!
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