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Herman attempts to impress Madeline with his bench pressing skills... if he can ever lift the bar. The winning punchline was submitted by Latin From Manhattan. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #451 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-12-18.

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Top 10 punchlines

Get this off me and I'll never look at another woman again!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 16 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mostly I'm pressing my luck.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 3 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm really more into crunching numbers then my ribs.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 3 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A better question is WHY do I bench press?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 3 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tell me how and I'll tell you what!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 3 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
can someone please lower the gravitation?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 3 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's not fair; these weights are solid metal.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 3 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This hardware is gonna crash!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 3 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You made...it look...so easy!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 3 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That depends on whether or not I can change the laws of gravity!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 3 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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