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Herman finally escapes the gym and definitely not a convert yet! The winning punchline was submitted by DoggySpew. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #454 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-01-10.

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No, but the thought of going home is.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 3 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No, but sticking my head in the fridge will.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 3 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Bring the car around. I don't think I can walk.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 3 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Live...systems...failing...power...shutdown.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 4 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Danger! Critical systems failing.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 9 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Almost as refreshing as a 3-day trek in the desert.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 3 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Refreshingly Painful.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 3 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ask me again after 3 days of sleep.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 3 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Only if the showers are co-ed.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 3 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I wouldn't call feeling sweaty, sticky and smelly refreshing.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 3 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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