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Dinner roster

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The balance of power shifts as Herman attempts to enforce the dinner roster. The winning punchline was submitted by Powers. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #457 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-01-31.

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Great. He gets married, and I get nagged!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 24 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Shouldn't you be hanging upside down in a cave somewhere?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I suppose next you'll want it to be edible too.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I suppose next you'll want me to wear pants, too!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Another round of food poisoning coming up...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 30 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do it badly enough and you'll never be asked again!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 20 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don't tell me you want it on plates!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 24 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why didn't anyone say it was my turn?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 24 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
the sooner you call 911, the better.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 24 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It will be fast and cheap, but it won't be good.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 24 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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