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Slop a la Wayne

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Madeline has her first experience of slop, Wayne style... The winning punchline was submitted by mammakins. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #459 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-02-14.

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Does he also burn water?!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 13 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Either this table's tilted, or that stuff's crawling.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Did I mention I'm fasting?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No thanks. I gave up botulism for Lent.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I think it just sneezed.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Then again, there's something oddly satisfying about making your own food.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do you still have the number for that pizza place?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I wouldn't mind as much if it wasn't staring at me.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 7 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Take him off the list.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 8 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I know a good burger place...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 8 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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