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Wayne's handiwork

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Wayne's cooking continues to make its mark which he's all too happy to acknowledge. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 18 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #464 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-03-21.

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Not really. I was going for hospitalisation.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 13 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
She forced my hand, she has only herself to blame.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 14 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Who knew cooking could be so entertaining.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 14 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yeah, Wayne the Dragon Slayer!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 14 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, I did drive my Home-Economics teacher into retirement...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 14 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Being this good takes practice!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 14 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You think that was easy?!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 14 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
"Happy" doesn't begin to describe how I feel!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 14 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A job well done is it's own reward!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 14 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If that was supposed to make me feel guilty, try again.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 14 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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