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We finally find out the real reason Madeline has been sick for so long. A few people had already guessed it - Glorendil was first in posting the punchline "For your sake you should hope she's pregnant" on the 1st of March and there was a big discussion on Madeline's sickness last week where I was sure pregnancy would be brought up. Fortunately it wasn't so hopefully I took most of you by surprise! :-) The winning punchline was submitted by ChocJones. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #465 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-03-28.

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