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Protesting Lance

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Lance has his say on bringing a baby into The Pits. For those wondering, this cartoon wasn't inspired by any real life incidents. By the time Wendy had Gaby, we'd been married half a dozen years and had well escaped the Pits household (no rational person would have a baby in that hell hole). My original intention with this storyline was to have Lance and Wayne congratulating Herman in a smug, male kind of way but after the previous Pits cartoon, Lance's indignant reaction just naturally flowed. My approach with this story is not to plan too far ahead - I like the idea of being surprised by where it goes (I haven't even decided whether they'll have a boy or a girl yet). The winning punchline was submitted by allan. There were 21 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #471 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-05-09.

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It's not you having it, it's that I might get stuck with it.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 8 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's a stupid idea!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 8 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I can't compete with a baby! The ladies love babies!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 8 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It'll create an attention deficit for ME.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 8 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The baby's okay, it's the fat cranky pregnate mother I object to.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How come she gets a baby? She's the one who objected to a dog.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If we're getting a new roomy we should all get to vote on it.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If we're going to get a pet, we'd rather have a pony.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Babies are messy!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We'll have to shift everything off the floor.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 2 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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