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This week has Herman and Madeline embarking on a new adventure... The winning punchline was submitted by DoggySpew. There were 24 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-07-04.

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Yes, you told me nine months ago... OOOH!
Rating: 3.79 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Sat 23 Jun 09:58 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
But, but, the doctor said next Monday. You can't have it now! I'm scheduled to take Monday off.
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Fri 22 Jun 12:32 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Call the hospital ! I'm having a heartattack.
Rating: 3.62 | No of Ratings: 21 | Submitted Thu 21 Jun 10:04 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Now! Shouldn't you be in the hospital or something?
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Fri 22 Jun 12:42 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Red alert! All crew to birthing stations!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Fri 22 Jun 01:35 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'll start the Lamaze, you get the car...
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Fri 22 Jun 10:02 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Red Alert ! Everyone to battlestations ! Klingoffs on the starboard bow !
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Thu 21 Jun 10:14 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ack! Can it wait 30 minutes? I just ordered pizza delivery!
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Fri 22 Jun 12:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We're having a panic-attack too!
Rating: 3.36 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Tue 26 Jun 12:41 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Are you trying to tell me something?
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Fri 22 Jun 11:31 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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