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Coping with childbirth

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I vividly remember the night Gaby was born. The entire night, I was trying my best to be supportful and radiate calmness for Wendy. In other words, fake it! I have a feeling she saw right through it but well, my emotional state probably wasn't high on her list of priorities at that time. The winning punchline was submitted by JMShearer. There were 20 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-08-24.

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Calm as a deer in the headlights!
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When the shock wears off, have him actually pack YOUR things...
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And I bet he looks very nice in that tablecloth.
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He packed you a bathing suit....
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Better nudge him a bit, he's looping.
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Is that a plane ticket I see?
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Don't worry, the shock will wear off in 18 years.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 11 Aug 03:12 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Checking for life signs...yup, knees shaking.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 11 Aug 03:13 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yep, and so calm..I think he's forgotten to breathe.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 15 Aug 04:01 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Oh sure. So far he's packed all my dirty laundry!
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