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Maternity ward

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Herman arrives at the maternity ward (although you get the impression he was lucky to get that far) The winning punchline was submitted by Eric and Eric. There were 19 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-09-21.

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It's his first pregnancy.
Rating: 3.85 | No of Ratings: 20 | Submitted Fri 7 Sep 11:14 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I need a doctor. He needs to be rebooted.
Rating: 3.76 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Sat 8 Sep 12:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
you left me in the car!
Rating: 3.53 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Fri 7 Sep 07:14 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
This is why *I* drove
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Sat 8 Sep 05:24 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Give him a computer with chat enabled and he'll tell you everything..
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Sat 8 Sep 09:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I do and he will.
Rating: 3.35 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Sat 8 Sep 02:48 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I need one. He needs a good slap in the face.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sat 8 Sep 01:03 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No, he needs a stiff drink, I'm the one who needs a doctor.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 13 Sep 06:30 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He will soon.
Rating: 3.27 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 8 Sep 07:11 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just give him a valium and let me check in.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 8 Sep 01:26 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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