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This week has Herman snapping out of his labour stupor. The winning punchline was submitted by Doc. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-10-06.

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I'm in excruciating pain... and I don't mind sharing.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 21 Sep 07:01 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Fine. That crunching sound is relaxing.
Rating: 3.77 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 21 Sep 10:38 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Okay doctor he's back, now maybe you can help me awhile.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Fri 21 Sep 05:10 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Once we have you sterilized, I will be.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 23 Sep 05:32 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Next time, let's adopt!
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 2 Oct 06:48 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Only if I can make you feel my pain.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 22 Sep 03:10 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Amazing what a little pain can do...
Rating: 3.42 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Fri 21 Sep 05:07 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If you think sweet talk is going to get me to let go, think again.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sun 23 Sep 05:33 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just be glad I'm grabbing your arm.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 25 Sep 03:33 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I will be once I break your other wrist.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 25 Sep 05:36 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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