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Natural birth

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I (and Wendy) are bemused when we hear mothers boasting about having a drug free childbirth. Somehow enduring one of life's most painful experiences without making use of the aid of modern medicine makes one a better mother. If it was me in that position (and I'm thankful it never will be, believe me), I'd be drawing a solid line down the checkboxes of drugs on offer. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-11-08.

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Actually, I'd rather take the drugs and then let nature take it's course.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 6 Nov 03:23 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How'd you like to go see Lance, in person.
Rating: 3.86 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 5 Nov 02:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Most men think having a baby is like getting a wedgie, they're wrong!
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 6 Nov 03:35 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do you want this child to have a father?
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Fri 26 Oct 11:45 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
As long as you share all the pain!
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Fri 26 Oct 11:37 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Say that again, and you'll be needing the drugs!!
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Fri 26 Oct 01:38 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That kind of talk might bring you a purely natural death.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 8 Nov 07:31 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let me share the pure natural pain!
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Fri 26 Oct 12:54 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How would you like a purely natural death?
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sun 28 Oct 04:23 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sure! I'll just hold your hand through the procedure!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sun 28 Oct 04:24 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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