Cord cutting

Women make a big deal about this whole childbirth process but it can be tough for husbands too. For example, there's the whole cutting of the umbilical cord - quite a tramautic experience for the squeamish! The winning punchline was submitted by JMShearer. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #527 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-12-07.

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Top 10 punchlines

Adri		You can't miss it, she's a girl! Rating: 3.94 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Fri 23 Nov 01:49 PM | Rate:
padre01		Think of us as a home network that's ready to go wireless. Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sun 25 Nov 03:09 PM | Rate:
JMShearer		Go ahead, she's wireless. Rating: 3.73 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Fri 23 Nov 03:49 PM | Rate:
glorendil		He's used to cutting only with ctrl-x. Rating: 3.73 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Fri 23 Nov 05:02 PM | Rate:
padre01		It's alright Hermie, she doesn't need a direct cable connection anymore. Rating: 3.64 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sun 25 Nov 03:00 PM | Rate:
padre01		Put the sissors down and step away from the baby. Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 23 Nov 01:23 PM | Rate:
woelfli		Must I do everything myself? Rating: 3.54 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 23 Nov 04:25 PM | Rate:
Mark		You started the process. You can end it. Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Sat 24 Nov 04:21 PM | Rate:
Eric		It's OK, the download is complete. Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sun 25 Nov 02:32 AM | Rate:
Slater		You've got to be joking... Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 23 Nov 08:30 PM | Rate: