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Cord cutting

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Women make a big deal about this whole childbirth process but it can be tough for husbands too. For example, there's the whole cutting of the umbilical cord - quite a tramautic experience for the squeamish! The winning punchline was submitted by JMShearer. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #527 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-12-07.

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Must I do everything myself?
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