How Lance survived

I was going to do a cartoon with Lance explaining in great detail how he managed to survive the whole getting eaten by the crocodiles but this morning realised it'd be much better coming from sevilia. Of course, that will only encourage the naysayers who say I never planned to have Lance come back and only changed my mind after all the fuss and boycotting. Well, ye of little faith! The winning punchline was submitted by ChocJones. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-02-15.

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Top 10 punchlines

ChocJones		Details, details, I need someone's first-born child. Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 7 Feb 05:14 AM | Rate:
Slater		I made a dummy crocodile too. Rating: 3.73 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Sat 2 Feb 05:59 AM | Rate:
glorendil		I'm an Aussie. If I can't deal with a crocodile, no one can. Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Sun 3 Feb 08:19 AM | Rate:
Lazaroo		You think I'd put all my eggs in one dummy? Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sun 3 Feb 09:22 AM | Rate:
Ravennin		I keep a spare plot device in my back pocket in case of emergency. Rating: 3.42 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 7 Feb 06:51 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		Did you know you can make a reptile projectile vomit? Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Sat 2 Feb 03:04 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		Turns out alligators don't chew. Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Sat 2 Feb 03:04 AM | Rate:
Lazaroo		They couldn't stomach me either! Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 8 Feb 08:20 PM | Rate:
Lazaroo		NOW who's "the smart one?" Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 8 Feb 08:34 PM | Rate:
Doc		I gave the crocodile indigestion. Rating: 3.19 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Sat 2 Feb 12:44 AM | Rate: