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Wayne's response

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This week, Wayne responds to the world shattering news that Lance is alive. The winning punchline was submitted by Admiral Memo. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #538 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-03-16.

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Did he bring pizza?
Rating: 3.81 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Sat 1 Mar 03:14 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm not giving his stuff back.
Rating: 3.62 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sat 1 Mar 09:31 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Great. Find out where he put the remote.
Rating: 3.54 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sat 1 Mar 11:03 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I knew you couldn't handle being a father!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 15 Mar 03:23 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I knew fatherhood would crack you!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 15 Mar 03:25 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The dead one or the dummy?
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sat 1 Mar 06:13 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No surprize... I figured he'd screw-up his death somehow.
Rating: 3.23 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sat 1 Mar 12:53 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Can I now return the rented croc suit ?
Rating: 3.23 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sat 1 Mar 08:19 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Um, is that politically correct for 'undead'?
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 12 Mar 11:09 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So is Elvis.
Rating: 3.18 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 1 Mar 03:20 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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