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Stupidest person on the planet

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This week looks at how Lance finally achieved a legacy: stupidest person on the planet. The winning punchline was submitted by Doc. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-05-01.

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Top 10 punchlines

Famous for being stupid is still famous.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 18 Apr 10:30 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
As long as they spell my name right.
Rating: 3.18 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 18 Apr 10:31 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wait till they hear what I have planned for an encore.
Rating: 3.10 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 18 Apr 10:34 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So many people voted!
Rating: 3.10 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 18 Apr 04:39 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And no mention of you two. What a shame.
Rating: 3.10 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 18 Apr 05:14 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Good! They got my press release!
Rating: 3.09 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 18 Apr 11:26 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wow, two columns, I am famous.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 18 Apr 10:32 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes and I hear there's going to be a mental institution named after me.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 21 Apr 02:45 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Stupidity sells.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 23 Apr 03:24 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Aha! WORLD FAMOUS!
Rating: 2.91 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 18 Apr 04:38 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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